A Jew and a Chinese pilot
> > An airplane takes off from the airport. The
> > captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the
> > first
> time
> > they’ve flown together and it’s obvious by the silence that
> > they
> don’t
> > get along very well.
> >
> > After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, “I
> > don’t
like
> > Chinese.”
> > The First Officer replies, “Oooooh, no rike Chinese? Why dat?”
> > “You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s why I don’t like Chinese.”
> > “Nooooo, noooo Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not
> > Chinese.”
> > “Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese… it doesn’t matter, they’re
> > all alike.”
> > Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer
> > says,
> “No
> > rike Jew.”
> > “Why not? Why don’t you like Jews?”
> > “Jews sink Titanic.”
> > “The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.”
> > “Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah, all
> > same.”
> >
> >
>
EINSTEINOVA UGANKA »Kdo ima ribo?«
Einstein je dejal, da 98{04cafd300e351bb1d9a83f892db1e3554c9d84ea116c03e72cda9c700c854465} populacije na svetu ne reši te uganke.
Imamo 5 hiš v 5-ih različnih barvah v vrsti.
V vsaki hiši živi oseba druge narodnosti.
Pet lastnikov pije določeno znamko pijače, kadijo določeno znamko cigaret in imajo svoje hišne ljubljenčke.
Noben lastnik nima enakega ljubljenčka, ne kadi iste znamke cigaret in ne pije iste pijače.
Drugi podatki:
1. Britanec živi v rdeči hiši.
2. Šved ima psa.
3. Danec pije čaj.
4. Zelena hiša je takoj na levo od bele.
5. Lastnik zelene hiše pije kavo.
6. Lastnik , ki kadi Pall Mall redi ptice.
7. Lastnik rumene hiše kadi Dunhill.
8. Lastnik, ki živi v srednji hiši, pije mleko.
9. Norvežan živi v prvi hiši.
10. Lastnik, ki kadi Blends, živi zraven osebe, ki ima mačko.
11. Lastnik konja živi zraven osebe, ki kadi Dunhill.
12. Oseba, ki kadi Bluemasters, pije pivo.
13. Nemec kadi Prince.
14. Norvežan živi zraven modre hiše.
15. Oseba, ki kadi Blends, živi zraven osebe, ki pije vodo.
Kdo misliš, da je lastnik ribe?