**** Happens, in various World Religions
Taoism: **** happens
Hare krishna: **** happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This **** has happened before
Islam: That **** happens is the will of Allah
Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?
Existentialism: **** doesn’t happen; **** is
Buddhism: When **** happens, is it really ****?
Confucianism: Confucius say, “**** happens”
7th day Adventist: **** happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: **** won’t happen if I work harder
Protestantism: If **** happens, it happens to someone else
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserved it
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Knock, knock, “**** happens”
Jehovah’s Witnesses: No **** happens until Armaggedon
Unitarian: What is this ****?
Mormon: **** happens again & again & again
Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this **** always happen to us?
Pentacostalism: Praise the ****!
Atheism: There is no ****!
New Age: **** happens and it happens to smell good
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this ****
