Jugoslovanska avtomobilska industrija
Kaj glupi domobrančki lažete, da se je v jugi štancalo samo jugote in stoenke? V Sloveniji so se izdelovali po licenci angleški Austini, francoski Renaulti, Citroeni, na Hrvaškem Fiat 132, v Bosni NSU in Volkswagni, v Srbiji Opel Kadetti in Rekordi. Za devize se je pa lahko kupilo vse do Mercedesa. Moj sosed. privatnik v groznem komunizmu, je leta 1976 nabavil Citroen CX 2400 Pallas. Brez problema. Jugoslovanski standard, v katerem smo bili vsi enako revni.
FAP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghWMW25sXOU
Zastava:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mF4Pl6pw-Y&list=PLu76qJwb4VuP3R8-Y2nDvXHR-PRFndcCP
IMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZEOz6nJga0&list=PLu76qJwb4VuP3R8-Y2nDvXHR-PRFndcCP&index=38
IMV -> Danes Revoz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QTgf8TpXdw
Cimos – Tomos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjnu90mIi2o
Imeli smo jih toliko da smo jih izvažali celo v Ameriko.
bil je tako dober da je nastopil celo v filmu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T39Ee2VQHII
To ni edini ameriški film z jugičem. V tem skoraj vsi liki vozijo jugiča:
To ni edini ameriški film z jugičem. V tem skoraj vsi liki vozijo jugiča:
Ampak, a ni zanimivo, da so jih prodali na desettisoče? Očitno le niso bili tako zanč, če so šli kot vroče žemlje …
Q. What comes with every Yugo User’s Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
– A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
– A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri,
…if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff’s edge…
Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap.
2) Push off cliff.
3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap.
(30-mile/3-day warranty included!)
A man entered an auto parts store…
Man: “I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo.”
Clerk: “Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade.”
I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.
…It was in the front.
Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag.
When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast*
How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.
What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.
Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following
a push-by shooting incident.
The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident,
start pumping real fast.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, “I’d like a gas
cap for my Yugo.” The dealer replied, “Okay. Sounds like a fair
trade.”
I have also said for years that the car is named because “Yugo,
but it doesn’t”.
How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A man walks into an auto parts store and says,
“I’ll take a gas cap for a Yugo”
“Sounds like a fair trade”, says the couter worker.
Why do Yugo’s have a heater for the back window?
To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Why don’t Yugo’s sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank!
What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner’s manual?
The bus schedule.
What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
Totalled.
Ko že omenjate domobrance….. Na mestu kjer je nekoč stala tovarna TAMa so Nemci med vojno delali letalske motorje. Komunisti so nato to tovarno popolnoma uničili, čeprav je bila popolnoma nepoškodovana, zato, da so so lahko potem delali “tovornjake”
Na svetu danes obstajajo samo 3 omembe vredne firme, ki delajo letalske motorje. Rolls Royce, Pratt & Whitney ter General Electric. Če bi se morda zgodovina obrnila drugače, in bi po vojni ostali samostojni, brez komunizma bi morda mi bili četrti ali eni izmed velikih treh. Avte dela po svetu vsaj 100 firm.
Hahahahaha, trinajsttisoč mark! Od kje pa jugoslovanskemu delavcu toliko denarja, če domobranclji pravite da je bila plača samo sto mark na mesec. Hahaha, kakšni glupi bumbarji ste vi. Inteligenca domobranclja je res na zavidljivem nivoju.
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evo spet dokazuješ da nimaš pojma, poglej prispevek pa potem govori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmkQY_78EY&t=30s
preko 30 plač za yugota, 100 in več za BMW, pa ne resi da rtv laže !
Povej mi idiot koliko je potemtakem stal jugo !
