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The stages of hunkering down with your spouse:
1. Second honeymoon.
2. The honeymoon is over.
3. “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
4. “The Shining.”

;D

Bi pripela en video, pa ga mon ne spusti skozi ;((

Your grandads were called to war. You were called to sit on a couch. You can do this!

Saj v slovenščini smo tudi videli!

Dragi moji, če je Motovilka zdržala v samoizolaciji v kraljestvu Korona 18 let, boste tudi vi teh … uhmmm…. nekaj tednov.

Mogoče lahko uporabite idejo Bülent Arınç-a,turškega podpredsednika, ki je leta 2014 predlagal prepoved smejanja ženskam in jo v “duhu časa” nadgradite… tako da prepovete smeh vsem.
Ob tem seveda zanemarite rek… Smeh je pol zdravja. :-)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDifJ-8Epkg

V Italiji imam prijateljico, ki mi je poslala res wow slikico, res dobrega tipa, brez vsega… Hmmm 🙂
Slikan v trgovini z zabojem zelenjave in spodaj napis:
Drage dame,
Prinesem na dom, ostanite doma…. 😋😃🤣

https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g

hahahaaaa

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Nee, eno uro manj bomo doma, ura se premakne naprej, ne nazaj..

da se lahko nasmejemo, saj to res pomaga.
Pravijo , da je smisel za humor pogojen z inteligenco. Toliko o nekih seronjah ,ki ga serjejo tu gor (od kod jim wc papir?).

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Zmanjkal corone, zdej se borim z hainekenom.

Nee, eno uro manj bomo doma, ura se premakne naprej, ne nazaj..
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… da bomo doma samo 23 ur?

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Korona je v Sloveniji nova pokojninska reforma.
Nakup WC papirja je povečan zato, ker se ji sto userje, če samo eden kihne.
Pri dohtarju si takoj na vrsti, če v čakalnici pozdraviš “Bon giorno”.

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