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Najboljše šale na temo koronavirusa

Navadni pač nimajo pameti.
12 letnica, prej zdrava, potrjeno okuženo s coronavirusom, se na “ventilatorju” bori za življenje.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/22/12-year-old-coronavirus-patient-fighting-for-her-life-on-ventilator-in-atlanta-hospital/

39 letnica je po 10 dneh okužbe z znaki podobnimi coronavirusom, nenadno umrla. Zadnje dni je bila bolje. Corone nočejo ne potrditi, ne ovreči. Če ne bi bila korona, bi to povedali, ne bi bili tiho. Par dni prej je jamrala, da ima nekaj v pljučih.
A verjela je vsem, ki pravijo, da mlajši “prebolijo” brez posledic, zato je sprva odklonila testiranje, saj je bila prej zdrava.

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2020/03/coronavirus-39yo-in-us-dies-suddenly-with-covid-19-symptoms.html
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VSI ljudje so “prej zdravi”, preden zbolijo.

Ne živimo v Star Trek obdobju, kjer bi trikoderji dejansko ves čas skenirali populacijo in sledili dejanskemu zdravju.

Ker deluješ zdrav, ne pomeni, da si tudi dejansko “zdrav”.

De omnibus disputandum..

huda

hahahahahha

preventiva je pomembna

itak 🙂

he he..še ene par

🙂

Kako štejejo okužene v severni Koreji;

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De omnibus disputandum..

Binarno?

Politicians should be replaced like diapers, often for the same reason Mark Twain

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De omnibus disputandum..


VSI ljudje so “prej zdravi”, preden zbolijo.

Ne živimo v Star Trek obdobju, kjer bi trikoderji dejansko ves čas skenirali populacijo in sledili dejanskemu zdravju.

Ker deluješ zdrav, ne pomeni, da si tudi dejansko “zdrav”.
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Jp, isto velja za pamet.

Politicians should be replaced like diapers, often for the same reason Mark Twain

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De omnibus disputandum..

Binarno?
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Sproti jih postrelijo 🙂

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“If only we had just called [hashtag=MeToo]#MeToo[/hashtag] ‘#SocialDistancing’ maybe it wouldn’t have gotten as much pushback.”

kendallklitzke

“My boyfriend has been casually teaching me Jiu jitsu and now is scheduling ‘classes’ daily. I bought all these brownies for the lockdown and I’m being forced to exercise.”

amberautrycomedy

Vir:ttx, stran 603

https://youtu.be/nmUXntGlqFI

https://twitter.com/HoHighlights/status/1242267936770756609

Ne vem, če je še tole smešno, je pa vsekakor za pogledat – slike sveta v karanteni

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/23/world/coronavirus-great-empty.html

Tu na monu sem ga prebral. Corona virus se bo hitro pokvaril, ker je narejen na Kitajskem. heeheheh.

https://www.boredpanda.com/creative-ways-people-protect-corona-virus/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Zame najboljša::)))))

Zame najboljša::)))))
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dobra! samo … kak te ne ve, kje je Postojna? :)))

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