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A smo na začetku leta jamrali, da vsi prazniki padejo na vikend? Zdaj pa imamo…

(pobrana s strani Sl. etnograf. muzeja)

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Vlade si preprodajajo maske, plenijo, podarjajo zaplenjeno, se dičijo na sestankih z najboljšimi maskami…, folk se pa znajde po svoje 🙂

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Uveden policijski sat u BiH radi korona virusa. Stigla odluka Vlade, ko god se zatekne na ulici u 8 naveče policija dobila naređenje da puca.
Mujo i Haso, policajci patroliraju ulicama Sarajeva.
Vidi Mujo čovjeka ide ubrzanim korakom.. pogleda Mujo na sat ono 7:50. Izvadi Mujo pištolj, počne pucati i ubije ga.
Povika Haso:
– pa što ga bolan ubi, nije ni počeo policijski sat, ima još 10 minuta.
Na to će Mujo:
– znam ja jarane gdje on stanuje, nema šanse da bi stigao kući za 10 minuta.

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https://twitter.com/kavitaashok1969/status/1242392595562557443

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https://twitter.com/Veggiefact/status/1241785685155164162

https://twitter.com/bikinatroll/status/1247128914994114567

Sam res…

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Niti ne.. saj si management in lastniki takoj razdelijo “dobiček” – to je oni isti, ki bi moral v rezervne varnostne sklade.

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Tale Corona virus je kot spageti. Izumili so jo kitajci, uvozili v evropo pa italijani.

https://youtu.be/bSkVadYIxbE

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Se pogovarjata dva miljarderja, pa reče eden: “Ej, men je tko dolgcajt”.
Pa reče drugi: “Kako dolgcajt?? Pa saj imaš vse: jahte, letala, avtomobile, ženske, denar…Lahko bi bil gay pa nisi hotel…”
“Ma ja, samo vse je skoz isto…Nič me ne zabava več…”
“Ok, ok. Ti bom jest zrihtal zabavo, čisto posebno, in sicer tako, da bodo vsi ljudje igrali v njej. A se ti sliši dobr?”
“Jah, mogoče. A kot big brother?”
“Ja, samo, da bo igral cel svet in bomo povsod spremljal samo to igro! Dajali bomo ljudem različne informacije, pametne, neumne in bomo gledali kako bodo reagirali. Ljudje bodo hodili v trgovine z maskami…Vsi! Razkuževali si bodo roke povsod in podobne neumnosti”
“Ne verjamem! To ti ne bo nikoli uspelo!”
“Z denarjem se da vse! Greva stavit?”
“Ok, greva stavit! Ej, za kaj pa greva stavit?”
“Za en pir!”
“Za en pir?”
“Ja! Za Corono!”

Simptomi korone so enaki, kot če ti žena pregleda telefon: težko dihanje, pretirano znojenje, glavobol, želodčne težave, oslabelost. Ko začne še spraševati, pa še suhi kašelj …

ta je pa za 12 zvezdicchahaaaa :)))))