V teh dneh sem pisal na tem forumu v temo kako je bivša sošolka avtorja teme užaljena zaradi zbadanja v OŠ – tudi sam sem v tisti temi delil komentar zapisal svojo izkušnjo z nasiljem v OŠ in o tem kako sem vse te izkušnje sam pri sebi razčistil in da vem, da sem bil za odklonilni odnos sošolcev kriv predvsem sam – kot odgovor na izkušnjo pa sem dobil celo citat, da sem verjetno jaz “bully” in da nasilja nisem nikoli okusil… Zato sem se odločil, da bom delil svojo zgodbo osebnostne preobrazbe – da bo morda komu v pomoč… Torej sedaj sem mlad zadovoljen fant v dvajsetih letih, ki se veseli vsakega novega dneva, počasi uspešno z zelo visokimi ocenami zaključujem naravoslovni študij, imam širok socialni krog številnih prijateljev/prijateljic  in precej različnih interesov. Tudi sam sem bil nekoč (do konca OŠ) brez prijateljev in večkrst zasmehovan – ampak mi na kraj pameti ne pade, da bi še zdaj zganjal neke zamere nad temi ljudi (bi z veseljem šel tudi na obletnico in z vsemi pokramljal – sem tudi že bil na obletnici) in še huje, da bi za svoje trenutno psihično stanje krivil besede izpred 10-ih let. Pregovor vsak je svoje sreče kovač še kako drži. Prihajal sem iz urejene finančno stabilne družine z dobrimi odnosi in vzgojen sem bil v duhu vedoželjnosti in uspešnosti – torej nisem dosegal tistih dveh slavnih kriterijev, da so se iz mene norčevali zaradi revščine ali slabih ocen. Na prvi pogled bi rekli, da sem bil žrtev zaradi moje telesne nespretnosti in nerodnosti, ter drugačnih interesov (razne igralne konzole, jugijo karte in podobno me ni zanimalo) – tudi vsakodnevne zbadljivke so bazirale na tem (grdob*, nero*a, ped*r, čudak, nor*c, psih*o,…). Ob koncu OŠ lri vpisu v gimnazijo sem si najbolj želel, da najdem prijatelje – takrat sem sam pri sebi vedel, da moram nekaj spremeniti, da končno dobim družbo. Poglobil sem se vase (brez pomoči raznih psihologov in soicalnih delavcev) in sam pri sebi ugotovil, da za odklonilen odnos sošolcev niso bili kriva nerodnost ali drugačni interesi – kriv je bil moj odnose/pristop do učencev. Kot sem napisal sem bil odličnjak in sem cenil uspeh – učiteljem sem se odurno prilizoval, lumparije sošolcev sem z veseljem zatožil učiteljem in v določenih trenutkih sem tudi to vlogo žrtve izkorostil sebi v prid – sam pri sebi sem ugotovil, da če želim dobiti med sošolci prijatelje moram nekaj spremeniti. V gimnaziji sem bil še vedno odličnjak a profesorjem nisem za vsako besedo “lezel v rit”, sošolce sem “ščitil” namesto, da bi o njihovih neumnostih poročal profesorjem in tudi šalil sem se na račun svoje nerodnosti – kar naenkrat sem dobil družbo in bil z njo zunaj marsikateri petek zvečer in bil povabljen na marilatero 18-ko ob tem pa sem bil še vedno odličnaj priljubljen pri profesorjih. Bil sem že zelo srečen – vendar nekoliko pa me je “mučil” še moj izgled – vedel sem, da je to stvar, ki jo želim še izboljšati, da pridobim še tisti zadnji kanček samozavesti. Preprosto sem po socialnih omrežjih poiskal fotografije fantov (modelov), ki so imeli stil/izgled kot bi si ga želel jaz – na osnovi tega sem izbral frizuro kot sem jo želel in odšel k frizerju (treba je bilo zbrati pogum, ker me je bilo najprej strah, da jaz pa res nisem primeren za tako frizuro), naredil pa sem še en korak in se vpisal v fitnes, da si izgradim svojo sanjsko postavo – ja jaz nerodnež sem se vpisal v fitnes in to popolnoma sam – prvi trening je bilo mučenje, ko sem videl kako sem nizko z močjo a vedel sem da želim spremembo – trenerju sem zaupal, da ve kaj dela in rezultat je prišel – sedaj sem velik fitnes navdušenec (ja ki, ki v šoli nisem znal prevala naredit in žoge vrečt) in fitnes zaradi veselja do treninga obiskujem 4-5x na teden. Vsi ti dodatni dejavniki (sprememba stila in fitnes) so pri meni naredili takšni spremembo, da sem na že iz prej srečnega srednješolca prešel v “popolno zadovoljnega študenta”’- preprosto se vsako jutro zahvalim za to, kar sem in kar imam – v tem trenutku pri sebi ne bi spremenil ničesar – hočem biti natanko (psihološko, fizično in družbeno) tak kot sem zdaj in neizmerno sem hvaležen za to. Pri vpisu na fakulteto sem imel tudi edini spodrslaj z uspehom kljub zelo dobri maturi in odličnemu uspehu mi je 1 točka zmanjkala do vpisa na zelo željeno fakulteto – najprej sem bil togoten, potem pa sem se v roku enega dne pomiril in odločil, da je treba to popraviti in se v zadnjem hipu prijavil na jesensko zviševanje mature. V načrtu je bilo, da se jeseni vpišem na faks “druge izbire” potem pa z zvišano oceno naslednje leto vpisal na željen program – oceno sem jeseni seveda zvišal – naslednje leto pa študija NISEM menjal, ker mi je “druga” opcija postala tako všečna.
Zakaj pisarim to zgodbo v to temo? Zato, ker upam, da jo bo videl kdo z zlomljeno samozavestjo brez družbe/prijateljev, zakompleksan,… in videl DA SE LAHKO VE DOSEŽE AMPAK JE VSE ODVISNO OD VAS IN VAŠEGA PRISTOPA IN TRUDA. Drugi ljudje (pa četudi so bili nesramni/prezirljivi/arogantni/posmehljivi NISO krivi, za vaše trenutno stanje – pa seveda OSTRO obsojam kakršnokoli nasilje… Nekaj čisto preprostih primerov: 1. Tisti, ki so vas zasmehovali zaradi revščine – kakšen je bil vaš pristop do družbe – ali st eže na začetku nevede in nehote oddajali signale manjvrednosti pred drugimi? (in če imate s tem težave še danes zaradi preteklosti – ali str kaj spremenili ali pa še kar imate občutek manjvrednosti?) Ste kdaj usmerili v misli to kaj lahko naredite, da daste družbo vedeti, da ste jim enakovredni (nikomur ne piše na čelu, da živi v pomanjkanju)… 2. Tisti, ki so vas zafrkavali zaradi videza in se še zdaj počutite grde (sicer si zapomnite NOBEN človek ni grd), ste sam objokovali vaš izgled ali st esi zamislili vaš perfektni stil se odpravili k frizerju/kozmetiku in v najbližji fitnes/telovadnico, da bi ga dosegli? 3. Tisti, ki ste imeli težave z slabimi ocenami/pogostim neuspehom ste sami pri sebi razmislili kaj so vaša močna področja in delali na njih? Ali pa ste si našli namišljenega tekmeca (uspešnega sošolca/kolega) in naredili plan učenja (ter se ga seveda tudi držali) kako boste pri naslednjih ocenjevanjih vi uspešnejši od njega? 4. Tisti, ki se počutite izobčene/izrinjene iz družbe ste razmislili čemu je razlog za to in kaj lahko vi pri tem spremenite (drugih ljudi ne morete spremeniti lahko pa na podlagi izkušenj spremenite sebe)? VSAK IZMED VAS JE LAHKO SVOJA SANJSKA KOPIJA – vendar treba je nekaj spremeniti/ukreniti pri sebi oz. svojih navadah/dejanjih… Saj veste (žal) nič ne pade z neba… Ampak po moje je najslabše objokovati svojo usodo (držimo jo sami) in svojo nesrečo (vsak je izključno odgovoren za svojo srečo) – preprosto spremenite tisto, kar želite spremeniti – čaka vas veliko dela in spoznavanja sebe in pot ne bo kratka – boste pa dosegli to kar si želite in posledično bo tudi notranje zadovoljstvo prišlo. Brez dela, truda in sprememb pa izboljšanja najverjetneje ne bo (pa lahko ne vem kako jočete in se smilite sami sebe, ter razmišlajte o več let starih dogodkih in obiskujete različne terapevte/psihologe) – če ne boste naredili spremembe vi je ne bo nihče namesto vas – vsi vemo “iz nič ni nič” Vse dobro vam želim in upam, da je komu bil to en “push” – pa hvala tistemu, ki me je citiral v tisti temi, da sem to temo odprl!

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Hej moderatorji, če se je ta fant že tako potrudil, da je to zapisal na vašem forumu se lahko še vi toliko potrudite, da zbrišete te manične citate, ki so mu zablokirali temo. Razen če se trudite, da bi ludje zapustili forum ki ga upravljate in je to vaš namen.

Če bom pa jaz še enkrat objavil nežnosti med dvema tipoma, boste pa v sekundi šli dol brisat.

Evo to je to, zajebavate, ravnokar ste mi zbrisali temo brez odraslih vsebin. Kaj vas moti???

Sej vem, da ne boste prebrali tega komentarja, ker zdaj že brišete teme ne da jih pogledate.

Vidim, da sem očitno jaz problem. Edni sem se trudil vzdrževati komunikacijo ta večer ko je tisti norec vse blokiral a spravite se name. Sej bom kmalu odšel dol, tako kot tudi ostali.

Avtor, nisi se ravno veliko naučil o življenju.

Veš eno je, če prihajaš iz take urejene familije kot je tvoja, ko te imajo starši radi, ko imaš vse, kar si poželiš. In ti dejansko si bil res rit. Pač froc s polno ritjo si bil, ki se je grdo obnašal do drugih.

Sicer si napisala taka čreva, da nisem prebrala vsega, bolj tako na počez, ampak ja, še vedno nimaš pojma o življenju, še vedno ne vidiš dalj od svojega nosu. Še vedno se vidi, da si imel polno rit vsega, da drugih ne zastopiš.

Pametuješ celo revnim, čeprav si imel sam vedno polno rit. In čeprav tebe niso marali, ker si dejansko imel obupno obnašanje.

Drugače povedano: si izboljšal obnašanje do drugih. Še vedno pa se daleč od tega,d a bi lahko drugim pametoval na to temo. Pojma nimaš kako je revnim, kako je otrokom, ki so žrtve nasilja, otrokom, ki jih dejansko noben ne mara, otrokom, ki so zlorabljeni, otrokom, ki vsak dan poslušajo doma, da so nezaželen otrok… ne, niti pod razno nisi pravi, da bi ti pametoval na to temo.

Pravljice za lahko noc ti mona pripoveduj komu drugemu. Ko bos imel nekaj km za sabo se pa oglasi. Adijo.

…no… jaz pa pravim, da je dobro napisano!
In predvsem- drži. Večinoma si res sami skuhamo probleme, s svojim odnosom. Tudi če si bil reven, nezaželen, zlorabljen, ipd – je edina pot, da se tega rešiš, da spremeniš sebe in svoj odnos do drugih oz sveta.
Seveda pa ni enostavno.

Kot otroci se tega najbrž ne moremo rešiti – kot odrasli pa smo si dolžni, da presekamo gordijski vozel in rešimo zadevo.

Avtor – če si tole res spisal v svojih dvajsetih – ti čestitam. Kapo dol – in le tako naprej!

Rok, zakaj imam občutek, da si tudi ti bil otrok kot avtor: polno rit vsega?

Ja, potem je komot takole nakladat.

Če pa bi imel drugačne izukšnje pa bi videl, da tole, kar je avtor napisal, je klobasanje enega s polno ritjo vsega, ki ne razume ljudi, ki pa vsega tega, kar je on imel, niso imeli.

Njemu ni nič manjkalo, mu je bilo vse super postalno. Priljubljen pa ni bil, ker se je obnašal kot navadna, zoprna, nadležna rit. Ne pa, zato, ker bi bil drugačen, ker je bil nezaželjen od staršev, pretepan, reven, zlorabljen…

In to so ogromen razlike, ki jih pa seveda tisti, ki imate vedno vsega polno rit, ne boste dojeli. Če se vam takim kaj zgodi, hitro v mamin, očkov objem, da vas potolaži. Zato pa ne razumete drugih, ki jim pa ni bilo vse tako z rožicami postlano.

Zato niste ravno ta pravi, da bi solili pamet tistim, ki pa so imeli dejansko slabo otroštvo, mladost.

Imaš prav, res sem iz podobnega okolja.

A tudi zato sem uspel videti kje so problemi. Ko se o tem pogovarjam s kom, ki je iz manj ugodnega okolja in debatirava se pogosto strinjamo, ko poiščemo vzroke / posledice. Deprivilegirani bolje vidijo slabe strani mojega otroštva in posledice tega, kar mi je logično – in to sem se naučil sprejeti. Nekdo od zunaj bolje vidi.
Zato je logično, da tudi moj pogled na to ni čista neumnost. Vidim pač tisto, kar človek z vsem omenjenim nad glavo – ne vidi.
Mislim da bi bilo za vsakogar koristno pogledati na svoje probleme iz druge perspektive, še posebej če jih ni že dlje časa rešil sam.

Najbrž se strinjamo, da je definicija neumnosti početi vse vedno enako in vsakič znova pričakovati drugačen rezultat; torej če nekaj počneš in v življenju nisi zadovoljen s svojim stanjem – je treba nekaj spremeniti. Kaj spremeniti – in včasih tudi kako – ti pa lahko pove kdo, ki vidi neskladje.
In bolj verjetno je, da to vidi nekdo ki je drugačen in tudi izhaja iz drugačnega stanja.

Že samo to, da ti kakšno opažanje pove kdo, ki je zadovoljen sam s sabo če ti npr. nisi – je dragoceno in lahko da kakšen vpogled. Neglede na to, da tisti človek ne razume iz česa izhajaš.

Lej, Rok, to, kar avtor piše, nima nobene veze s tistim pravim matletiranjem otrok s strani sošolcev, ker so pač revni, pretepeni, zlorabljeni.

Avtor je bil nezaželjen, ker se je on dejansko grdo obnašal.

Kar je pa bistveno drugače kot teroriziranje otrok, ki so revni, zlorabljeni…

To so ogromne razlike. In avtorjev zapis je dejansko posmeh takim ljudem. Verajmem pa, da to ni naredil iz zlobe, ampak iz nevednosti, nerazgledanosti.

Predvsem pa tisti mladi, ki so imeli gnilo otroštvo, so pri 20ih večinoma zelo zreli, odrasli. Avtorjevo pisanje pa nikakor ne kaže neke hude, odraslosti. Razen seveda za tiste, ki so se tudi rodili v fajnem okolju, ki se jim je tudi lepo godilo.

Kot avtor teme sem z zanimanjem in z veseljem prebral odgovore – medseboj so si zelo različni – tako kot sem sam tudi pričakoval. Zagotovo so usode otrok različne (nasilje doma,…) in sam na srečo nisem doživel vseh teh slabih plati… Zagotovo morajo takšni otroci delati še veliko več na sebi in razmišljati o tem kaj spremeniti – drugih ljudi (žal) ne moremo spremeniti; spremenimo lahko le sebe… Še vedno si pa upam trditi, da te okolica sprejme/odkloni glede na tvoj odnos/energijo, ki jo ti gojiš do nje… Zapis ni bil niti slučajno mišljen posmehljivo – ampak, če že ti v okolje “izžarevaš” energijo manj vrednosti od drugih bodo drugi to začutili in planili nanj (pa to NI prav, ampak sploh v svetu otrok se trop spravi na šibkejšega)… Nikomur ne piše na čelu jaz sem neroden/nesamozavesten/reven/nezadovoljen – ampak s svojim vedenjem pa nezavedni dajemo marsikatere odklonipnen”signale” zaradi katerih je potem žrtev (žal) izobčena. Kot sem napisal sam prihajam (na srečo) iz urejene družine ampak je s temi svojimi problemi sprejetosti nisem nikoli obremenjeval (o tem nisem govoril, ker sta bila starša na moje ocene on vedenje zelo ponosna in nisem želel, da bi ju  bilo sram, da sem izobčen) – zato sem te težave razrešil popolnoma sam pri sebi. Kar se tiče zrelosti bi pa napisal samo to: zakenzagotovo ni zrela oseba, ki 10 let kasneje ne bo pozdravila sošolca iz oš, ker jo je zafrkaval in se je z zamerami še zdaj “zataknila” v zgodovini. Zame ni zrela oseba tista oseba, ki še zdaj objokuje svoje pretekle izkušnje in ne spremeni ničesar, da bi prihodnje izkušnje bile lepše. Zame je zrela oseba tista oseba, ki ne gleda nazaj ampak grem pogumno naprej z zavedanjem, da lahko še marsikaj spremeni/korigira. Moj zapis je bil namenjen za vzpodbudo vsem ljudem z nizko samozavestjo, nezadovoljnim, žrtvam medvrstniškega nasilja – in če bo eni izmed njih pomagal sem svoj namen dosegel.

Pa ne da, si bil tudi ti bully avtor? A si ti avtor tiste teme, ko se en tip sprašuje, zakaj ga sošolka, ki jo je teroriziral leta in leta, sedaj ne mara?

Če nisi ti pisal tiste teme: v tisti temi je ženska pozdravila, ampak avtorja to moti, da ni vsa blažena, ker ga je srečala. Ampak nasprotno: ne mara ga.

Ni mu jasno kako ga ženska, ki jo je leta in leta matletiral, sedaj ne mara.

A zdaj bomo pa obtožili vse, ki svojih mučiteljev ne marajo, da so nezreli?

Nekdo te lahko leta in leta muči, pretepa, žali … kaj vem kaj še vse. In potem moraš biti ves srečen, ker ga srečaš? Ker seveda nasilneža je treba imeti rad, a ne?

In ja, eni otroci so zlobni in taki ostanejo tudi v odraslosti. Redki se spremenijo.

In še daleč ni res,d a bi bili vsi otroci zlobni. Pač avtor tiste teme je bil zloben, glede na sedanje pisanje, je tak še vedno.

Nisem avtor tiste teme. V tisti temi sta le dva moja komentarja – kjer sem pisal o tem, da smo tudi žrtve (kot sem tudi tam napisal sem bil tudi sam žrtev) velikokrat nezavedni s svojim odnosom sami bili krivi za izločenje… Kot sem napisal nisem pa avtor tiste teme – sam nisem nikoli zasmehoval sošolcev/sošolk.

Ampak vseeno se postavljaš na stran avtorja tiste teme. Pa imaš žrtev za nezrelo. Pa tista ženska je pozdravila tistega avtorja, samo ni bila vesela, ker sta se srečala. In še vedno ga ne mara.

Ti pa njo označuješ za nezrelo, ker ni vsa medena do svojega mučitelja, ki je to prakticiral leta in leta. Pa še zdaj ne zmore gobca držati pa se obrega v njeno postavo. Ampak ti smatraš njo za nezrelo, ker ne mara tistega kretena.

Pa verjetno kot si videl, da večina smatra avtorja za bedaka, ki je bil zloben bully nekoč, zdaj pa ni nič boljši.

Brezpredmetno debatirati – še zadnjič: preberi cel zapis moje izkušnje – že 100x sem napisal, da nisem bil noben bully ampak sem bil sam žrtev nesramon sošolcev in izločen. Pišem pa, da je nezrelo da nekdo zaradi zbadanja vleče zamere v odraslo dobo in mu to celo preprečuje lastno srečo. Namen te teme NI branjenje avtorja tiste teme (ne podporam zafrkavnja iz nedolžnih ljudi), ampak je vzpodbuda ljudem, ki so sami bili žrtve ampak čutijo še v odrasli sobi posledice/zamere/komplekse/jezo… Njim želim na podlagi lastne izkušnje pomagat narediti nov korak – to v prvem zapisu te teme lepo piše (je tudi moja zgodba opisana).

Nikakor nočeš razumeti :).

Gre za dve povsem različni stvari. Ti si bil otrok, ki se mu je dobro godilo, si se pa grdo obnašal in te zaradi tega niso marali. Ko si to spremenil, so te pa marali.

To je povsem nekaj drugega kot otroci, ki so nezaželjeni od staršev, ki so žrtve nasilja, ki so revni in tako naprej.

To nikakor ne moreš v isti koš metati. Še manj pa, da jim pametuješ.

Ali pa, kot je primer tiste teme, da se postaviš na stran bullya, ki je še vedno bully, ker tista ženska ni čisto srečna ob srečanju z bulijem in ga ne mara. Ženska ima prav. Še v rit bi ga morala sunit.

Svetlobna leta si daleč od tega, da bi dejansko razumel kaj je matletiranje s strani vrstnikov in kaj dejansko preživljajo tisti otroci.

Se strinjam z avtorjem. Imam podobno če ne že skoraj enako izkušnjo in je res, da je treba najprej začeti pri sebi. Drugih se ne da spremenit, sebe pa lahko in avtomatsko se potem spremeni odnos drugih do tebe, ker seveda oddajaš drugačno energijo – preizkušeno 🙂

📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.

Ni poceni biti reven:

Dobro v Sloveniji je malo lažje, ampak vseeno je visok zid.

Treba vedeti, da če si reven moraš imeti določene sposobnosti, ki pa so nič kaj uporabne ali pa celo škodljive, če si višji sloj. Obratno, sposobnosti uspešnih ljudi so ponavadi totalno nekoristne, če si na družbenem dnu.

Ni res, samo verjet je treba vase, nikol obupat in se vse da.

S takim razmišljanjem kot je vaše, je pa res nemogoče 🙂

Kdo ima polno rit in kaj se mu godi je čisto relativen pojem. Vsak lahko v svojem življenju vidi nekoga, ki mu gre bolje in se naredi reveža. In tudi če se nekdo iz revščine in nasilja zmaže, lahko še vedno najdeš nekoga, ki je živel v večji bedi in nasilju in tako negiraš njegov uspeh.

Na koncu je najbolje da se čim prej sprijazniš da si okolice in staršev ne izbiraš sam in da se probaš čim prej postaviti na lastne noge in da se probaš iz tega nekaj naučiti.

📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.📷Hello 👋👋, everyone! This ⬆ is 🈶 the LONGEST TEXT 📖 EVER! I was inspired by the various other “longest texts ever” on 🔛🔛🔛 the internet 🌐🌐🌐, and I wanted ⚠ to make my own. So here 👈👈 it is 🈶! This ⬆ is 🈶 going to be a WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 RECORD 🎬! This ⬆ is 🈶 actually my third 🥉 attempt at doing this ⬆. The first 🥇 time ⌚, I didn’t save 💾 it. The second 🥈🥈🥈 time ⌚⌚⌚, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I’m writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks 😔 that my past two ✌✌✌ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope 🙏 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ won’t get 🉐🉐🉐 lost 🏳🏳 somehow. Anyways, let’s talk 🗣 about WAFFLES! I like 😄 waffles. Waffles are cool 😎😎😎. Waffles is 🈶 a funny 😃 word. There’s a Teen Titans Go episode called “Waffles” where 🤷 the word “Waffles” is 🈶 said a hundred 💯💯💯-something times. It’s pretty annoying. There’s also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig 🐷🐷 Latin. Don’t know 🤔 what 😅 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin is 🈶? It’s a language 🌎 where 🤷 you take all the consonants before the first 🥇 vowel, move them to the end 🔚, and add ‘-ay 👽’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add ‘-way ↕️’ to the end 🔚🔚🔚. For example, “Waffles” becomes “Afflesway”. I’ve 🙋 been speaking 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised 😲😲😲 me when ⏰ I saw the episode for the first 🥇 time ⌚. I speak 📢 Pig 🐷🐷 Latin with my sister sometimes. It’s pretty fun 💃. I like 😄 speaking 📢 it in public 🚋🚋🚋 so that everyone around us gets confused 😕. That’s never ❌ actually happened before, but if it ever does, ’twill be pretty funny 😃😃😃. By the way ↕️↕️↕️, “’twill” is 🈶 a word I invented recently, and it’s a contraction of “it will”. I really hope 🙏🙏 it gains 💪🏻 popularity in the near future 📡, because “’twill” is 🈶 WAY ↕️↕️ more ➕ fun 💃 than saying “it’ll”. “It’ll” is 🈶 too boring. Nobody likes boring. This ⬆ is 🈶 nowhere near being the longest text 📖 ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ a decade later, who 💁 knows 🤔? But right 👉👉 now, it’s not very long. But I’ll just keep writing 🖊🖊🖊 until it is 🈶 the longest! Have 🈶 you ever heard the song “Dau Dau” by Awesome 👍 Scampis? It’s an amazing song. Look 👁👁👁 it up ☝☝☝ on 🔛🔛 YouTube! I play 🎽🎽 that song all the time ⌚ around my sister! It drives her crazy 🤪🤪, and I love 😍 it. Another way ↕️↕️↕️ I like 😄😄 driving 🚦🚦🚦 my sister crazy 🤪 is 🈶 by speaking 📢 my own made up ☝ language 🌎 to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language 🌎 that we both speak 📢 besides English 🇬🇧 is 🈶 Pig 🐷 Latin. I think 🤔🤔 you already knew 🤔 that. Whatever. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I’m gonna go for now. Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ now. I’m gonna contribute more ➕➕ to this ⬆ soon 🔜🔜-to-be giant wall of text 📖. I just realised I have 🈶 a giant stuffed 🥙 frog 🐸 on 🔛 my bed 🛌🛌. I forgot his name. I’m pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think 🤔🤔🤔 it was “FROG 🐸” in Morse Code 💻 or something. Morse Code 💻 is 🈶 cool 😎. I know 🤔 a bit of it, but I’m not very good 👌👍🏾 at it. I’m also not very good 👌👍🏾 at French 🥐🥐. I barely know 🤔 anything in French 🥐, and my pronunciation probably sucks 😔. But I’m learning it, at least. I’m also learning Esperanto. It’s this ⬆ language 🌎 that was made up ☝ by some guy 👦👦👦 a long time ⌚⌚⌚ ago to be the “universal language 🌎”. A lot of people 👫 speak 📢 it. I am such a language 🌎 nerd. Half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 probably gonna be about languages. But hey 👋, as long as it’s long! Ha, get 🉐🉐 it? As LONG as it’s LONG? I’m so funny 😃, right 👉? No 😣😣😣, I’m not. I should probably get 🉐🉐🉐 some sleep 🌕🌕. Goodnight! Hello 👋👋👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️ again. I basically have 🈶 only two ✌✌ interests nowadays: languages and furries. What 😅? Oh, sorry 💔💔💔, I thought you knew 🤔 I was a furry. Haha 😂😂😂, oops 😣😣😣. Anyway, yeah 🙌, I’m a furry, but since I’m a young 🧒🧒🧒 furry, I can’t really do as much as I would like 😄 to do in the fandom. When ⏰ I’m older, I would like 😄 to have 🈶🈶🈶 a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream 💤 of that. Sorry 💔 you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I’m honestly very desperate for this ⬆ to be the longest text 📖 ever. Last night 😴😴😴 I was watching nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but fursuit unboxings. I think 🤔🤔🤔 I need help 🆘. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚⌚, me and my mom 👪 were going to go to a furry Christmas ❄️ party 🍕🍕🍕, but we didn’t end 🔚🔚🔚 up ☝ going because of the fact that there was alcohol 🍺🍺 on 🔛 the premises, and that she didn’t wanna have 🈶 to be a mom 👪👪👪 dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay 👌👌👌, hopefully I won’t have 🈶🈶🈶 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about furries anymore. I don’t care if you’re 👉 a furry reading this ⬆ right 👉👉 now, I just don’t wanna have 🈶🈶🈶 to torture everyone else. I will no 😣😣😣 longer say 🗣 the F word throughout the rest 😪 of this ⬆ entire text 📖. Of course, by the F word, I mean 😏😏😏 the one 1️⃣ that I just used six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times, not the one 1️⃣ that you’re 👉 probably thinking 🤔 of which I have 🈶 not used throughout this ⬆ entire text 📖. I just realised that next ⏭⏭⏭ year will be 2020. That’s crazy 🤪🤪🤪! It just feels so futuristic! It’s also crazy 🤪🤪🤪 that the 2010s decade is 🈶 almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It’ll be sad 😞 to see 👁👁 it go. I’m gonna work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a series of video 📼📼📼 lessons for Toki Pona. I’ll expain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶 after I come back ⬅️⬅️. Bye! I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ now, and I decided not to do it on 🔛 Toki Pona, since many other people 👫 have 🈶🈶 done Toki Pona video 📼 lessons already. I decided to do it on 🔛🔛🔛 Viesa, my English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 code 💻. Now, I shall explain what 😅 Toki Pona is 🈶. Toki Pona is 🈶 a minimalist constructed language 🌎 that has only ~120 words 🆔! That means you can learn 🎓 it very quickly. I reccomend you learn 🎓🎓 it! It’s pretty fun 💃 and easy! Anyway, yeah 🙌, I might finish my video 📼📼📼 about Viesa later. But for now, I’m gonna add more ➕ to this ⬆ giant wall of text 📖, because I want 😋 it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool 😎😎 to have 🈶🈶 a world 🌎 record 🎬 for the longest text 📖 ever. Not sure how 🤔 famous I’ll get 🉐 from it, but it’ll be cool 😎😎 nonetheless. Nonetheless. That’s an interesting word. It’s a combination of three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ entire words 🆔🆔🆔. That’s pretty neat. Also, remember when ⏰ I said that I said the F word six 6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ times throughout this ⬆ text 📖? I actually messed up ☝ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I’m such a liar! I struggled to spell the word “liar” there. I tried spelling it “lyer”, then “lier”. Then I remembered that it’s “liar”. At least I’m better at spelling than my sister. She’s younger than me, so I guess it’s understandable. “Understandable” is 🈶 a pretty long word. Hey 👋, I wonder what 😅 the most common word I’ve 🙋 used so far in this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶. I checked, and appearantly it’s “I”, with 59 uses! The word “I” makes up ☝ 5% of the words 🆔 this ⬆ text 📖! I would’ve thought “the” would be the most common, but “the” is 🈶 only the second 🥈🥈 most used word, with 43 uses. “It” is 🈶 the third 🥉🥉🥉 most common, followed by “a” and “to”. Congrats 👏 to those five 5️⃣5️⃣ words 🆔🆔🆔! If you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 the least common word is 🈶, well, it’s actually a tie between a bunch of words 🆔 that are only used once, and I don’t wanna have 🈶🈶 to list them all here 👈👈. Remember when ⏰ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this ⬆ text 📖? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this ⬆ longest text 📖 ever. Okay 👌, that was literally yesterday, but I don’t care. You can’t see 👁 me right 👉👉 now, but I’m typing with my nose 👃! Okay 👌👌👌, I was not able to type ⌨ the exclamation ❗ point 🈯 with just my nose 👃👃. I had to use my finger 💅💅. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose 👃👃👃! I’m not typing with my nose 👃👃👃 right 👉 now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 as long as possible quickly. I’m gonna take a break 💔💔 for now! Bye! Hi 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. My sister is 🈶 beside me, watching me write ✍ in this ⬆ endless wall of text 📖. My sister has a new 🆕🆕 thing where 🤷 she just says the word “poop 💩💩💩” nonstop. I don’t really like 😄 it. She also eats her own boogers. I’m not joking. She’s gross 🤢 like 😄😄😄 that. Also, remember when ⏰ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is 🈶 just saying random 🎲 numbers 💯. Now she’s saying that they’re not random 🎲🎲, they’re the numbers 💯💯💯 being displayed on 🔛🔛🔛 the microwave. Still, I don’t know 🤔 why 🤔 she’s doing that. Now she’s making annoying clicking noises. Now she’s saying that she’s gonna watch 👁 Friends on 🔛 three 3️⃣ different devices. Why 🤔!?!?! Hi 👋 its me his sister. I’d like 😄 to say 🗣 that all of that is 🈶 not true. Max wants to make his own video 📼📼 but i wont let him because i need my phone 🤳🤳🤳 for my alarm 🚨.POOP 💩 POOP 💩💩💩 POOP 💩 POOP 💩 LOL 🤣 IM FUNNY 😃😃. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Sorry 💔💔 about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is 🈶 just effortless. She just went back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to school 🎓🎓. She comes home 👪 from school 🎓🎓🎓 for her lunch 🥪🥪 break 💔💔💔. I think 🤔 I’m gonna go again. Bye! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️. Let’s compare LTE’s. This ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ is 🈶 only 8593 characters 🔣 long so far. Kenneth Iman’s LTE is 🈶 21425 characters 🔣🔣 long. The Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE (the original) is 🈶 a whopping 203941 characters 🔣🔣🔣 long! I think 🤔🤔 I’ll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman’s not long from now. But my goal is 🈶 to surpass the Flaming-Chicken 🐔 LTE. Actually, I just figured out 🏎🏍 that there’s an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔🐔 LTE. It’s Hermnerps LTE, which is 🈶 only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken 🐔🐔 LTE, at 230634 characters 🔣. My goal is 🈶 to surpass THAT. Then I’ll be the world 🌎 record 🎬 holder, I think 🤔🤔. But I’ll still be writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆ even after I achieve the world 🌎🌎🌎 record 🎬🎬🎬, of course. One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ time ⌚, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie 🎬 script for no 😣😣 reason.It’ll feel nice to be way ↕️↕️↕️ ahead the record 🎬🎬🎬. My sister’s alarm 🚨 clock ⌛⌛ has been going off for half an hour and I haven’t turned it off. Why 🤔? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First 🥇🥇🥇 when ⏰ I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio 📻. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt 🤕 myself on 🔛 the door 🔑 while walking 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍. So that was quite the adventure. I’m gonna go sleep 🌕 now. Goodnight! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ again. My computer 🤖🤖🤖 BSOD’d while writing 🖊🖊 this ⬆, so I have 🈶🈶 to start 🆕🆕🆕 this ⬆ section over again. That’s why 🤔 you save 💾 your 👉 work 💼, kids 👦👦👦! Before I had to start 🆕🆕 over again, I was talking about languages. Yes 👍👍, I decided to bring that topic back ⬅️⬅️ after a while. But I no 😣😣 longer want 😋 to talk 🗣 about it. Why 🤔? Because it’ll probably bore you to death 💀💀💀. That is 🈶 assuming you’re 👉 reading this ⬆ at all. Who 💁 knows 🤔, maybe absolutely zero 0️⃣0️⃣ people 👫👫 will read 🛋 this ⬆ within the span of the universe’s existence. But I doubt 🤷 that. There’s gotta be someone who 💁’ll find 🔍🔍 this ⬆ text 📖 and dedicate their time ⌚ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What 😅 will happen to this ⬆ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet 🌐🌐🌐 dissapear within that time ⌚⌚⌚? In that case, will this ⬆ text 📖 dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest 😪😪 of what 😅 used to be the internet 🌐🌐🌐, be preserved somewhere? I’m thinking 🤔🤔🤔 out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣 right 👉 now. Well, not really “out 🏎🏍 loud 🗣🗣🗣” because I’m typing this ⬆, and you can’t technically be loud 🗣🗣🗣 through text 📖. THE CLOSEST THING IS 🈶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this ⬆ entire text 📖 like 😄😄😄 that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save 💾💾 my work 💼💼💼 this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚, in case of another crash. I already had my two ✌✌✌ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean 😏, most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 already stored on 🔛 Neocities, so I probably won’t need to worry about anything. I think 🤔 I might change 📈 the LTE page a little. I want 😋 the actual text 📖 area to be larger. I’m gonna make it a very basic ☕ HTML page with just a header and text 📖. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don’t know 🤔. Screw it, I’m gonna do it. There, now the text 📖 area is 🈶 larger. It really does show 📺📺📺 how 🤔 small this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue 🙆‍♂️. That’s the name of the CSS color I used. It’s pretty light 🎃🎃. We’re getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark 📌! That’s the point 🈯🈯🈯 where 🤷 we’re one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ tenth of the way ↕️ to making this ⬆ the longest text 📖 ever, meaning all I have 🈶🈶🈶 to do is 🈶 write ✍✍✍ the equivalent of everything I’ve 🙋 already written so far nine 9️⃣ more ➕➕ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How 🤔 come every time ⌚⌚⌚ I try to type ⌨⌨⌨ “though”, it comes out 🏎🏍 as “thought”? Why 🤔 do I always 🕔 type ⌨ the extra T? It’s so annoying that I have 🈶🈶🈶 to delete ❌❌❌ the T every time ⌚⌚⌚. Okay 👌👌, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing “thought” instead of “though”. I just realized that most of the games I play 🎽🎽🎽 are games that I’ve 🙋 been playing for at least six 6️⃣6️⃣ years. I started playing Garry’s Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out 🏎🏍. Now I have 🈶 to look 👁👁 that up ☝☝. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time ⌚⌚. Wow 😮😮, seven 7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7️⃣ years old 👴👴 then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when ⏰ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called “Infinite Budgets” back ⬅️⬅️ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people 👫👫👫 thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend 🐶🐶🐶 at the time ⌚⌚, and I did livestreams on 🔛 YouTube and stuff. It was fun 💃. 2016 was also when ⏰ I got the phone 🤳 that I still have 🈶🈶 to this ⬆ day. Yup, my phone 🤳🤳 is 🈶 three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ years old 👴👴. My life 💓 was completely different when ⏰ I got this ⬆ phone 🤳: I was 11 years old 👴, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. I’m currently writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ in the car 🚌🚌🚌. We are on 🔛🔛🔛 out 🏎🏍 way ↕️↕️↕️ to the dollar 🤑 store. And since I’m writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ on 🔛🔛🔛 my phone 🤳🤳🤳, I’m making a lot more ➕ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar 🤑 store. I have 🈶🈶 a gift 🎁🎁 card for that place 🏆🏆. I think 🤔 so anyways, it might be for a different store… Yup, this ⬆ dollar 🤑 store is 🈶 different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find 🔍 the sponges and go crazy 🤪 over them. Why 🤔 does she like 😄 sponges so much? No 😣😣😣 idea 💡. She just found a bag 🎒🎒🎒 of tiny baby 👶👶👶 dolls 🎎🎎, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is 🈶 truly a strange human 👤👤👤 being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out 🏎🏍 of the dollar 🤑🤑🤑 store, and now we’re going to the computer 🤖 store. I have 🈶🈶 no 😣😣 idea 💡💡 why 🤔 we’re here 👈👈. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home 👪👪👪. Welp, that was a fun 💃 adventure. Stay tuned for more ➕ fun 💃💃💃 adventures as you read 🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello 👋👋 again. I made a private world 🌎🌎 on 🔛🔛 OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn’t want 😋 to join 🈴🈴🈴 it. She doesn’t think 🤔🤔🤔 it’ll be fun 💃. Now I’m just editing it alone. How 🤔 sad 😞. But oh well. Now I’m here 👈👈 adding more ➕➕➕ to this ⬆ text 📖. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language 🌎 called “Bo”, where 🤷 the only word is 🈶 “bo”. I made it almost four 4️⃣4️⃣ months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People 👫👫 are still spamming nothing 🈚 but “bo” there. It’s great 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. I also once made a server where 🤷 you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time ⌚⌚ though, so all that insanity is 🈶 no 😣 more ➕. I also used to own a Pig 🐷🐷 Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good 👌👍🏾 memories in that server though. Now there’s a new 🆕🆕 Pig 🐷🐷🐷 Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead 💀💀 for so long. I haven’t posted a video 📼📼📼 in a year. I want 😋 to revive it, but I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to post there. I’ll figure it out 🏎🏍. I doubt 🤷🤷 my channel will ever go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random 🎲🎲 fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9️⃣ question ❓❓ marks so far in this ⬆ text 📖. Am I about to make it forty? Yes 👍👍👍, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is 🈶 no 😣😣😣 longer true. Or is 🈶 it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future 📡 events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is 🈶 still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept 👍 that I’m editing that world 🌎🌎 of text 📖 alone for the rest 😪 of my life 💓. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is 🈶, now that world 🌎 will never ❌ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here 👈👈. But that’s fine. Hey 👋, I just had a cool 😎😎 realization. Basically, there’s this ⬆ conlang (constructed language 🌎, for those not in the know 🤔) server where 🤷 we have 🈶🈶🈶 a Sentence of the Week activity. In this ⬆ activity, someone posts a text 📖 with a maximum of nine 9️⃣ sentences, then people 👫👫 translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is 🈶 this ⬆: if we take nine 9️⃣ sentences from this ⬆ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people 👫👫👫 to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this ⬆ LTE. Divide 🈹🈹🈹 that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 🉐🉐🉐 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is 🈶 approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck 😜💦 at math 📐📐, but that’s besides the point 🈯. I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋! Hello 👋, I’m back ⬅️ again. I really need to come up ☝☝☝ with different hello 👋👋👋 and goodbye 👋👋👋 messages 💬💬💬, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back ⬅️ again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye 👋👋👋!” I said at the end 🔚🔚🔚 of the previous ⬅️⬅️ section. I was going to explain what 😅 a “section” is 🈶, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have 🈶 to figure it out 🏎🏍 yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out 🏎🏍, anyways. I guess I can just say 🗣🗣🗣 that a section starts with me saying hello 👋👋👋, and ends with me saying goodbye 👋👋👋. That should be enough explaination, now that I think 🤔🤔 about it. Hey 👋, do you ever feel like 😄😄😄 you never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡 what 😅 you’re talking about? That’s my entire life 💓. I just summarized it all in one 1️⃣ sentence. On 🔛 an unrelated note 🔣🔣, I feel like 😄 half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean 😏😏😏, press 🗞 CTRL+F on 🔛🔛 this ⬆ webpage, then type ⌨⌨⌨ “LTE”. Look 👁 at all the times I use it in this ⬆ text 📖! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search 🔍🔍🔍 results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this ⬆ text 📖 is 🈶 just me talking about how 🤔 I’m trying to get 🉐🉐🉐 this ⬆ text 📖 to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have 🈶🈶🈶 a long way ↕️ to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way ↕️↕️ there. I mean 😏😏, minus the four 4️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️ gap, my estimation is 🈶 that I’ve only been writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ for not even two ✌✌✌ weeks. So it makes sense that this ⬆ LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look 👁 at this ⬆ webpage, it looks long at first 🥇🥇🥇 glance, but the longer I look 👁👁 at it, the more ➕➕ I realize how 🤔 short it actually is 🈶. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this ⬆ time ⌚⌚⌚. I just realized that none of this ⬆ is 🈶 helping the fact that half this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 about the LTE itself. I should bring up ☝☝☝ a new 🆕🆕🆕 topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why 🤔? Because, like 😄😄😄 I said, I never ❌ have 🈶 any idea 💡💡💡 what 😅 I’m talking about. Most of this ⬆ LTE is 🈶 just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ into that territory 🇮🇴 at this ⬆ point 🈯. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write ✍ this ⬆ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time ⌚⌚. Also, LEARN 🎓 VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back ⬅️. The documentation for Viesa is 🈶 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ very website 💯, so go ahead and read 🛋🛋🛋 it! You might need to know 🤔 some linguistic knowledge 📕 to understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know 🤔 some amount about lingusitics, so you have 🈶 been warned. If Viesa is 🈶 too much for you, Pig 🐷🐷 Latin will probably be better for you. If it’s so easy that kids 👦👦👦 can learn 🎓 it, you can too! It’s a language 🌎 you can learn 🎓 in probably five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ minutes, so why 🤔 not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where 🤷 you place 🏆🏆 ‘ub’ before every vowel sound 👂👂👂. It’s also a very easy language 🌎 to learn 🎓🎓🎓, although not quite as popular. The thing is 🈶, none of these are even real languages. They’re just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig 🐷 Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig 🐷🐷 Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is 🈶 easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never ❌ put in the effort to learn 🎓 them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun 💃💃 game 🎱🎱: I will open 👐👐 up ☝ a random 🎲🎲 page from a book 📖, and tell 🗣 you the first 🥇🥇 word I see 👁👁👁. English 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more ➕➕ fun 💃 games as you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ LTE. We’re back ⬅️⬅️⬅️, and we’re gonna play 🎽🎽🎽 the same game 🎱 as before. Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4️⃣4️⃣ of those words 🆔🆔🆔 were language 🌎 related. You’ll never ❌ guess why 🤔! (Spoiler alert 🚨🚨: it’s a conlanging book 📖). I’m running 🏃‍♀️ out 🏎🏍 of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random 🎲🎲 word and try to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about it. Forbid 📛📛📛. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know 🤔 what 😅 else to say 🗣🗣. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk 🗣🗣🗣 about. You know 🤔 what 😅’s weird 😕? My favorite 🔖 word hasn’t been used once in this ⬆ entire text 📖. I’m about to change 📈 that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite 🔖🔖 word is 🈶 “epic”. I use it on 🔛🔛 a regular basis. I say 🗣🗣🗣 “That’s epic” all the time ⌚. It’s a word I can’t live without. Hey 👋, I’ve 🙋 now written more ➕➕➕ of this ⬆ text 📖 after the 4 month 🈷️ gap than before it! Just thought I’d share that fact. Also, I’m gonna try and write ✍✍✍ as much as possible in this ⬆ LTE today. I’ve 🙋 already written more ➕ today than the day I first 🥇🥇 said I was gonna write ✍✍ as much as possible, so that’s a good 👌👍🏾 sign ⛎⛎. The thing is 🈶, I don’t know 🤔 what 😅 to write ✍ about. I need to write ✍ about something, otherwise I won’t write ✍✍ at all and I won’t accomplish my goal. Wait 🚏🚏, what 😅 goal should I set? How 🤔 many characters 🔣 should I write ✍ today? I’m gonna try and get 🉐 10,000 characters 🔣🔣🔣. I’ve 🙋 already written almost 5,000 today, so from here 👈👈 I just have 🈶 to write ✍✍ the equivellant of everything I’ve 🙋 already written today. I’m just gonna try it and see 👁 if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future 📡📡 I’ll do a bigger goal, like 😄 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1️⃣ day. Actually, I don’t know 🤔 if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like 😄😄😄 somewhat of a stretch for me to write ✍✍ that much in a single day. We’ll see 👁👁👁 how 🤔 long 10,000 takes, though. I’m already doing a bad 📉📉📉 job 💼 at this ⬆. I haven’t typed anything here 👈👈 in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it’s a conlang created by Bill 💵💵 Price 🔖 in 1965. It amazes me how 🤔 one 1️⃣ can work 💼 on 🔛🔛🔛 a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start 🆕🆕🆕 making die ⚰ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like 😄😄😄 it because… um, I don’t know 🤔, actually. There’s not really anything about it that’s super interesting (other than how 🤔 long it’s existed), it’s just his personal conlang. Maybe it’s the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language 🌎. I’m sure most people 👫 reading this ⬆ don’t care about my language 🌎 related talk 🗣🗣, but I gotta make this ⬆ long. I’m desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I’ve 🙋 got 4,000 to go. I just found a website 💯 that generates random 🎲🎲 art 🎨🎨 from a seed. I just put this ⬆ entire text 📖 as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here 👈👈, but I want 😋 this ⬆ LTE to be nothing 🈚🈚🈚 but text 📖, so I won’t do that. I’ve 🙋 been playing with this ⬆ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used “e” as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. “a” looks nice too, arguably nicer. I’ve 🙋 been using nothing 🈚 but the word “nice” to describe these pictures. Maybe it’s time ⌚⌚⌚ to get 🉐🉐🉐 a bigger vocabulary? “b 🅱️🅱️🅱️” looks, um, good 👌👍🏾? I don’t have 🈶🈶🈶 the right 👉 vocabulary for this ⬆. I also don’t feel like 😄 doing every single letter ✉️✉️✉️, because the pictures take some time ⌚⌚ to generate. But if you want 😋 to do it for yourself, just go to random 🎲🎲-art 🎨🎨🎨.org and try it out 🏎🏍! By the way ↕️↕️, this ⬆ is 🈶 another website 💯 I found through pointlesssites.com. You know 🤔, the same website 💯 that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing 🖊 this ⬆ whole thing. But what 😅 made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what 😅 made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what 😅 made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad 👨👨👨 showed it to me when ⏰ I was 6. So I would like 😄 to thank 🙏 my dad 👨 for being the reason I started writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆. He’s the one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ who 💁 showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start 🆕 my own LTE. If he had never ❌ shown me YouTube, I wouldn’t be here 👈👈 writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖, and you wouldn’t be reading it. Well, that’s probably not true, because I probably would have 🈶 discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to… okay 👌👌👌, I really need to stop ✋✋✋ now. I’ve 🙋 gone too far. But you know 🤔 what 😅 I haven’t gone too far with? This ⬆ LTE. I don’t think 🤔🤔🤔 I even can go too far with writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ text 📖. Unless this ⬆ text 📖 gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit ⌛ of Neocities. In which case, I’ll need to upgrade to Supporter in order 📑 to get 🉐🉐🉐 a 50GB storage limit ⌛⌛⌛. But what 😅 if the text 📖 gets so long that is 🈶 surpasses that? I don’t think 🤔 I’ll ever make it there. I mean 😏, 50GB is 🈶 about 50 trillion characters 🔣🔣. So I think 🤔 we’re good 👌👍🏾. I still need to get 🉐 to 10,000 by the end 🔚🔚🔚 of today. I’ve 🙋 got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It’s reminding me of when ⏰ I used to livestream back ⬅️ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time ⌚, I was quite awkward and had zero 0️⃣0️⃣ social skills, so I’m not sure if I’d want 😋 to go back ⬅️⬅️. At this ⬆ point 🈯, everything I’ve 🙋 written today is 🈶 longer than what 😅 can fit on 🔛 the screen 💻💻 at once. At least on 🔛 my computer 🤖🤖 screen 💻💻💻. It probably changes with different screen 💻💻💻 resolutions and devices. But anyways, it’s pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don’t want 😋 to pressure myself into writing 🖊🖊🖊 this ⬆ much every day, though. Last time ⌚ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up ☝☝ losing 🏳🏳🏳 motivation, thus letting down ⬇⬇ all my fans who 💁 were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date 👫. Okay 👌👌, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on 🔛 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hand 👍, but still. By the way ↕️↕️, if you’re 👉 wondering what 😅 this ⬆ “something” was, it was GoAnimated Garbage 🗑: The Movie 🎬🎬, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun 💃💃 of random 🎲 GoAnimate videos. In case you’re 👉 not the type ⌨⌨⌨ of person 👤👤👤 who 💁 knows 🤔 what 😅 GoAnimate is 🈶… hoo boy 👶. Basically, it’s a drag-and-drop animation website 💯 infamous for the “grounded videos” that people 👫👫👫 made with it, among other types of videos. It’s this ⬆ whole community that I neither can explain nor want 😋 to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back ⬅️ in the day. On 🔛🔛 my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼 known as the “OS video 📼”. Typically an OS video 📼 is 🈶 where 🤷 some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user 👤’s computer 🤖, and the user 👤👤 has to deal with this ⬆ OS until they eventually find 🔍🔍🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to “destroy” it. I made five 5️⃣ of these videos. In chronological order 📑📑: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill 💵 OS, and Crap OS X ❌. Caillou OS is 🈶 the most viewed video 📼📼 on 🔛🔛 my main channel, which is 🈶 unsurprising since Caillou is 🈶 pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When ⏰ I made that video 📼📼, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel’s name was changed 📈 from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when ⏰ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old 👴👴👴 videos were deleted, with the exception of my “Barney Errors”, which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video 📼📼📼. Basically, a Barney error 🚨🚨🚨 is 🈶 when ⏰ a user 👤’s computer 🤖/console 🎮/whatever session is 🈶 interrupted by a “Barney Error 🚨”, a message 💬💬 informing the user 👤 that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it’s an “important message 💬”. There’s also a bomb 💥💥💥 that’s placed in Barney’s “lair”, the timer for which is 🈶 displayed in the error 🚨🚨. The user 👤👤 gets some amount of “chances”, and every time ⌚⌚ the device is 🈶 turned off, the user 👤 looses a chance and the time ⌚ until the bomb 💥💥 explodes decreases. Eventually, the user 👤👤👤 turns off the computer 🤖🤖 enough times that there are no 😣 more ➕ chances left 👈👈, the bomb 💥💥 explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your 👉 operating system, to having your 👉 computer 🤖🤖 destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death 💀💀💀. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where 🤷 I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit 😩 GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X ❌, an OS video 📼📼 made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop 💩💩💩 Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1️⃣1️⃣ called “Atch OS” using my old 👴👴 Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see 👁👁 if my old 👴👴👴 Weebly website 💯 still exists, since there’s an Atch OS download on 🔛🔛 there and I wanted ⚠ to see 👁 if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I’m getting so much nostalgia from this ⬆ website 💯. It’s like 😄😄 a window into 2016, when ⏰ I had fun 💃💃 making these videos on 🔛 a regular basis. I’m way ↕️ past my 10,000 character goal now. I’m kinda glad 😆😆😆 I set this ⬆ goal, but again, I’m not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think 🤔🤔 I’m gonna stop ✋✋✋ writing 🖊🖊 for today. Bye! Hey 👋, I’m back ⬅️. Yes 👍👍👍, that hello 👋👋 wasn’t original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right 👉? I hope 🙏🙏 you read 🛋🛋🛋 through this ⬆ whole thing instead of just picking a random 🎲🎲 part (which just happened to be this ⬆ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I’m just kidding. Read 🛋🛋🛋 this ⬆ text 📖 however you want 😋 to, it doesn’t matter if you read 🛋 this ⬆ entire text 📖 from start 🆕 to finish or not. I mean 😏😏😏, I did put some cringy stuff in here 👈👈, as I keep mentioning. But it’s on 🔛🔛🔛 the Internet 🌐🌐🌐, and since recently, on 🔛🔛🔛 my homepage, so I know 🤔 people 👫 are gonna read 🛋🛋🛋 it. Really the only reason I’m making this ⬆ is 🈶 because I have 🈶 a weird 😕😕😕 obsession for writing 🖊🖊 giant walls of text 📖. Guess what 😅? I just added translations of this ⬆ LTE into various conlangs on 🔛 my website 💯! But they’re all very incomplete, and I probably won’t finish them ever… I mean 😏, if I’m gonna finish any of them, ’twill probably be the Viesa translation since it’s the easiest to do.