Samo za punce :))
> > We always read jokes about a women…Here are some about a men. :))))
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> > > > >Read the comparison:
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> > > > >What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
> > > > >You can enjoy all but the head.
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> > > > >What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
> > > > >They are both said to be intelligent but no one can prove it.
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> > > > >What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
> > > > >They both get hot in 15 seconds.
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> > > > >Why can’t a man be both good looking and intelligent?
> > > > >Because that would make him a woman.
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> > > > >Why are batteries better than man?
> > > > >Batteries have at least one positive end.
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> > > > >Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg?
> > > > >Because sperms are males and they refuse to ask for directions.
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> > > > >Why do fewer females get married these days?
> > > > >Because they would rather have a bacon in the fridge than a pig in
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> > living room.
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> > > > >What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?
> > > > >They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject.
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> > > > >Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
> > > > >It is rarer.
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> > > > >Why do men prefer to marry virgins?
> > > > >They cannot handle criticism.
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> > > > >What do you call an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man?
> > > > >A rumour.
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> > > > >What do you call a rich, attractive, intelligent and sensitive man
> > who’s great in bed and showers you with gifts?
> > > > >A funny rumour.
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